Episode #1 - Is She Fucking Crazy?!

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[Title Quote - Shandy]

What a few days. This game is legit too much for my British self to handle...loljk I'm good 

So straight off the bat I wanted to get to know everyone and just feel people out and that's what I did. I went fishing with Scott, Mac and I spilt the t bye the river and Helena and I picked mango's to make mango cookies, but with no oven that didn't work out.

Everyone seemed to be getting along and we were even singing songs around the camp fire, someone even smuggled a guitar in, Sandy I don't know how you let this happen but thanks.

When we went to the beach I was just excited to see the veterans and see what we were up against and too my shock, I see a blast from the past, well 3 to be precise. Andii, Joe and Brandon. Quick run down; 

Andii

We were besties like yearsssss ago (I even skyped her mum and sent her a valentines day card once, true story)

Joe

We played a few times and he's fucked me over more times than I can count, so goodbye to him this time from me

Brandon

I can't remember how exactly I know Brandon, I think maybe we cam fucked years ago, who knows, I'll ask him if we make merge

So basically, I want Andii to make the merge and we can run this shit like we used to in the good old days. [For any fans wanting to know where the Alex/Andii story began - urtvnein.proboards.com/index.cgi? I was Brian (3rd) she was Jordan (4th)]

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There I am looking all the Veterans up and down and wondering how/if/when I'll be able to seduce Taylor, when Sandy basically ruins everything and says we have to vote someone out.

There has already been murmurs of a 'Moms Alliance' between Shandy, Sherry and Susan and it was pretty much confirmed when Sherry asked me to go for a walk with her. We were just walking along, admiring the scenery when she literally grabs my arms and pulls me into a bush. I honestly feared for my life and reached for my rape whistle, but she put her finger to her lips and then proceeded to put a line of mud on each of my cheeks. "This is where I save your life" she says to me. At this point I know the bitch had lost it.

Long story short, she proceeds to tell me that Helena has been spreading rumours about me making alliances and running the game and I'm like ok................. I know it's a load of BS but she keeps going on about how she wants to protect me and that's why she's telling me.

Over night there is a plan set in place by Malcolm to vote Shandy out, it makes no sense, she's done nothing. Sherry spread all the rumours and targeted both me AND Helena but he wants to vote out Shandy? Ok Mac, good job!!!!

But I called a tribe meeting with Mac, Scott, Helena, DJ and Phil and pretty much became the voice of reason and explained we needed to vote out Sherry for being a genuinely insane woman. They all agreed, Mac wasn't happy but I give no fucks. I'm here to play my game, not his.

I then took Ruben aside and worked him, adding him into this vote plan, truth be told, I genuinely like Ruben and would like him to go far alongside me.

I also told Shandy and Lexi exactly what Sherry said to me, as there is nothing to lose. They both acted like they were shocked and said she had to go, but I'll believe it when I see it.

As it stands, Sherry should be going. But this is Survivor and I'll probably end up being the first boot instead.

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I really need to shave.